I have a fantastic, top-floor penthouse live-work apartment (you get the live part) five blocks from Union Square in a landmark, 1918, high-ceilinged magnificent multi-room apartment with huge outside terrace, hot-tub, fireplace, kitchen, living room, dining, room, entrance foyer, bedroom and adjoining shower/bath with 360-degree views of the city and the bay. Free phone, long distance, ultra-high-speed, multi-redundant Internet, and maid service. All this plus some additional coin for your Bali villa, depending on size and bedrooms. Your villa must have non-dial-up Internet and a swimming, not dunking, pool (or an arrangement with a good sized pool very nearby). I am interested in spring or summer, 2010. I am meticulous and extremely handy. Your villa will be in better shape upon your return than at your departure. Let's chat.

• Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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